Free-ish ebook non-giveaways, a personal reading pile you already own, and bookish games that do not load. Built for readers who wandered in by accident.
Now featuring every book we have. Both of them.
Three simple steps. They get less simple.
New giveaways hit your feed every single day, in theory, across every genre, in spirit.
We looked. It was never built. Randy said he would do it in 1998. Randy is at a wedding.
Head to your shelf. Your claimed titles are waiting there, where they have always been. No downloads.
Fresh non-opportunities, refreshed whenever we remember.
There is something in the water in Lebanon, Kansas. There is nothing in this giveaway. Enter anyway.
Let's Go! →Twenty readers won an advance copy. All twenty were the same dog. The dog was disappointed.
Let's Go! →Reserve the exact maple leaf Doug pressed in 1998. Ships as a fresh photocopy. Dust included.
Let's Go! →Every visitor since 1997, handwritten by Randy. You are already in it. There is a duck.
Let's Go! →New challenges refresh daily. The machines are in the basement.
Connect four words to the plot of your own life. There is no winning condition.
A jigsaw missing three pieces. One piece is a photo of Doug near a lake.
Every square says READ A BOOK. We removed the free space in 1999.
Photograph your shelf. The Ghost of Mark Twain returns notes, not likes.
Flaunt your love of books with our exclusive collection: one cardigan, a misprinted pin, a chipped mug, and a tote with no bottom.
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